LPN

Licensed practical nurse, sometimes lightheartedly called "low paid nurse." This well trained and competent healthcare professional works alongside nurses and doctors to provide quality medical care to patients.

I know an LPN who has loved her job for many years. She jokes about just being paid less.

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Hear Ye Hear Ye

A pronouncement before an announcement. Usually loud and gets people's attention. A call often heard at the Renaissance Festival.

Hear Ye Hear Ye! I'm gonna go medieval on that rat tonight.

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could've, would've, should've

The idea of reflecting back on your life and thinking about how things might now be better if you did things differently in the past. Usually involves feelings of guilt.

"I'm always thinking about the ghosts in my past, you know. The could've, would've, should've."

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rubber crumbs

Small granules of recycled tires used to pad artificial turf athletic fields or playground surfaces. The crumbs are a bigger and softer than grains of sand. A good way to use recycled used tires.

"I could feel rubber crumbs flying around my legs when I ran the 40-yard dash in my flip-flops."

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tall stall

Location of a urinal in restroom where you stand up to pee. Opposite of short stall where you sit down on toilet.

Text: Standing at tall stall rn

TSILF

Twenty-something (or thirty-something) I'd like to fuck.

"Jessica looked hot at her college graduation. She's a TSILF."

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gum control

School policy that prohibits chewing gum on campus so students don't stick the gum under the desks or put it on the floor.

My school has gum control. It's dumb. No gum aloud. They tell us to spit it out but usually everyone pops another one back in.

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