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mind over mattress

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.

On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

by yes juanito yes June 6, 2015


Birkenstocks on the ground

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

by yes juanito yes October 13, 2014

28πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


LPN

Licensed practical nurse, sometimes lightheartedly called "low paid nurse." This well trained and competent healthcare professional works alongside nurses and doctors to provide quality medical care to patients.

I know an LPN who has loved her job for many years. She jokes about just being paid less.

by yes juanito yes June 6, 2015

53πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Hear Ye Hear Ye

A pronouncement before an announcement. Usually loud and gets people's attention. A call often heard at the Renaissance Festival.

Hear Ye Hear Ye! I'm gonna go medieval on that rat tonight.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

72πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


could've, would've, should've

The idea of reflecting back on your life and thinking about how things might now be better if you did things differently in the past. Usually involves feelings of guilt.

"I'm always thinking about the ghosts in my past, you know. The could've, would've, should've."

by yes juanito yes December 21, 2017

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


southern accent

The manner of speech from someone from the American South. The intonation, word connection, and pronunciation are combined in a distinctive way.

"I just melt with joy when I hear her southern accent. I'll do anything she says."

by yes juanito yes August 9, 2014

60πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


let's pretend

Any imagination game for children or playful adults. Empowers people to share and have fun.

Children: "You be queen and I'll be king. Let's pretend."

Adults: "Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits this weekend."

by yes juanito yes April 4, 2015

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž