Power to the People

A statement of empowerment for the general population. Used in the 60's and 70's as a call for revolution.

For Halloween, a coworker was a 60's hippie with a big fro. "Power to the People," I said.

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I'm going in

Announcement before:

1) taking a huge bite into a large food item such as a sandwich, burrito or plateful of food.

2) penetrating a partner.

1) "Look at the size of this double cheeseburger. I'm going in."

2) "Are you ready? I'm going in."

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drowsy driving

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.

Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."

dyspareunia

Medical term for painful sexual intercourse. Greek for "bad bedfellows."

"Did you know that there is a new medications for dyspareunia? I saw a TV commercial for a med to relieve painful intercourse after menopause."

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Booze fueled party

A gathering of people that goes on-and-on for no reason except for an abundance of alcohol.

Most everyone at the party was fighting or half-naked. It was a booze fueled party.

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in-cube bater

A person who masturbates in their office cubicle. The masturbator does it secretly and for the thrill. The best time for them to do it is on the weekend when no one is there.

I think my coworker may be an in-cube bater.

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milkshake meaning

The message that a ditzy lactating stripper is trying to convey to her customers with a prop when dancing.

One day she had a red vine and the next time a feather. Years later I'm still trying to figure out the milkshake meaning.

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