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gum control

School policy that prohibits chewing gum on campus so students don't stick the gum under the desks or put it on the floor.

My school has gum control. It's dumb. No gum aloud. They tell us to spit it out but usually everyone pops another one back in.

by yes juanito yes April 17, 2015

22πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


apples of your cheeks

The bright and rounded areas of the face just below the eyes. Usually suggest health and happiness if the areas are glowing and prominent.

"When you look at yourself in the mirror, are you satisfied with the apples of your cheeks?"

by yes juanito yes October 18, 2014

25πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


free head lettuce

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.

TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."

by yes juanito yes May 25, 2015

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Covfefeland

The home of covfefe.

"Welcome to covfefeland!?"

by yes juanito yes June 13, 2017

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houseless

For someone who lives on the streets, they don't need a home to live in. They don't need a roof over their head. Their home is the streets.

"I met a guy that refuses to stay in a shelter, and he doesn't mind living on the streets. He's staying at a campsite down the road. He's not really homeless, he's houseless."

by yes juanito yes June 5, 2014

28πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


deep freeze

Extreme cold temps due to the rapid movement of Arctic air. Associated with the polar vortex weather system.

Most of the country is in a deep freeze, and it's not even Thanksgiving. I'll need to put an extra log on the fire.

by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


camera on cop

Video equipment attached to law enforcement personnel. Allows recording of events to be preserved on tape.

Pretty soon, most police departments will be using camera on cop technology.

by yes juanito yes December 6, 2014

21πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž