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not a pretty sight

Unpleasant or bad to look at. Usually something very visual, but not always.

After the drunken brawl, Mike's apartment and face were not a pretty sight.

After using all those extra data allowances, my cell phone bill was not a pretty sight.

by yes juanito yes May 17, 2015

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pet plant

A non-animal companion. Gives pleasure and satisfaction in caring for it. An alternative to a conventional animal pet such as a cat, dog or rabbit. Similar to having a pet rock.

"I couldn't afford a dog anymore and my new apartment complex has a hefty pet-deposit, so I decided to get a pet plant. I feel happy taking care of it everyday."

by yes juanito yes July 6, 2014

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puppy test

When a woman uses a puppy to decide whether her boyfriend would be a good father. She is looking for how he attends to the vulnerable and cute creature.

Ann: "How did Mike do on the puppy test?"

Sally: "Great! He looked after and spent time with the pup. I think he'll make a wonderful daddy."

by yes juanito yes September 27, 2014

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puppy test

An online checklist to score a puppy for behavior, intelligence and temperament. The purpose is to select the right puppy for the right home.

"I used a puppy test at the animal rescue center to select our family dog."

by yes juanito yes September 27, 2014

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drive-by donating

Giving cash to homeless people at the roadside. Best to give bills/coins while traffic is stopped, but more challenging if done on the move. Looks pretty smooth and cool to other drivers if done correctly; usually at slow speed and not holding up traffic. The recipient is demonstrably thankful.

After the light changed, the motorist in front if me was drive-by donating. Handed off a few bills to a homeless person on the median while going about 15 MPH.

by yes juanito yes October 28, 2014

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buffet busser

Buffet restaurant employee whose responsibilities include serving and replenishing beverages, taking away finished plates, cleaning up big messes, taking out trash and cleaning bathrooms. Just about the most thankless job ever. Worse than being a busser in a regular restaurant.

When I can, I try to give the buffet busser a generous tip especially if it's a special occasion.

by yes juanito yes November 6, 2014

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alien abduction survivor

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.

"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."

by yes juanito yes February 17, 2012

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