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Alien Abduction Survivor

One who returns to ordinary, day-to-day life after being kidnapped by aliens. Rarely does the individual have no memory or full memory of the event. In most cases, there are partial or unrecovered memories. Particularly eerie if the subject is nonchalant about it.

"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."

by yes juanito yes January 27, 2012

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Beer Tower

Drinking game in which participants strive to build the tallest structure from beer cans or bottles. Stack it up with many a can or bottle..

Beer Tower is a contest to build the biggest skyscraper. 12-pack or 6-pack per story. Tallest building wins.

by yes juanito yes May 29, 2015


model fueled party

A gathering of wealthy people, often from the entertainment or fashion industries, which is highly populated by beautiful models. Always makes for a very memorable affair.

The awards show after-party went on into the wee hours of the morning. It was a glitzy and fantastic model fueled party. Plenty of models and bottles there.

by yes juanito yes November 27, 2014

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sky candy

A beautiful sunset or sunrise.

TV meteorologist: "Folks, look at this pic sent in by a viewer. That's sky candy.

by yes juanito yes August 19, 2016

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


2 at 10, and 10 at 2

The beauty rating of your date or partner during a night of a partying. She/he is quite ugly normally, but attractive and hot after a night of drinking. (Source is from a good country song).

"After about three drinks at the party, I came to the conclusion that she was a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2."

by yes juanito yes May 20, 2014

34πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


I'm going in

Announcement before:

1) taking a huge bite into a large food item such as a sandwich, burrito or plateful of food.

2) penetrating a partner.

1) "Look at the size of this double cheeseburger. I'm going in."

2) "Are you ready? I'm going in."

by yes juanito yes May 22, 2015

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


drowsy driving

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.

Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."

by yes juanito yes October 22, 2014