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The last fart that forces you to take a shit. Once the anal "seal" is broken, you must urgently find a toilet for a number 2.
"It's 30 minutes to the next rest stop. I can't fart now, it could be the seal breaker."
"After that seal breaker, I quickly had a massive dump. I let out a sigh of release in the restroom after that BM.
The slumping of the shoulders (and head) when feeling extremely disappointed or dejected. Named after the claymation TV character Gumby.
"Joe had Gumby shoulders after being told that he didn't make varsity. Instead, he would have to play JV."
An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."
Whaaaaaattttt!!????!
Shut the front door, mother fucker!
Shizzle da frizzle dizzle, mizzle fizzle!
Video equipment attached to the body. Allows recording of events that can be preserved on tape. May be worn by adventurists, police officers or even animals.
I wear a body camera whenever I skydive.
I noticed a body camera on the officer when I got pulled over.
I put a body camera on my dog when we go hunting.
Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.
Text: Sitting at short stall rn
When a member of the media asks someone a question, then that person tells the media to ask somebody else the same question.
Sports reporter #1: "Why did the manager bench you for three games?"
Baseball player: "Ask him."
Sports reporter #2: "That's media ping-pong."