dyspareunia

Medical term for painful sexual intercourse. Greek for "bad bedfellows."

"Did you know that there is a new medications for dyspareunia? I saw a TV commercial for a med to relieve painful intercourse after menopause."

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Booze fueled party

A gathering of people that goes on-and-on for no reason except for an abundance of alcohol.

Most everyone at the party was fighting or half-naked. It was a booze fueled party.

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danger tape

1. In a construction area, bright yellow tape marking a hazardous zone. Warns people to keep out.

2. The idea of immediately identifying a toxic person so that others will stay away from them.

1. "Better string danger tape over here. Could be debris falling from the roof."

2. "They should find a way to put danger tape around my ex."

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birdfriend

An avian companion. An alternative to a boyfriend or girlfriend, or other animal companion.

My birdfriend understands me completely.

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rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

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whole milf

Totally desirable milf. Way better than 2% milf.

Whole milf is best enjoyed in D cup.

treadmill desk

A workstation added to a treadmill so that the worker can exercise while on the job. Designed to encourage fitness and good health while reducing sedentary time.

"The company purchased a few treadmill desks to see how the employees would respond to them. Basically you can stay active burning calories, and workout while at work."

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