Power to the People

A statement of empowerment for the general population. Used in the 60's and 70's as a call for revolution.

For Halloween, a coworker was a 60's hippie with a big fro. "Power to the People," I said.

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clean freak

One who is totally obsessed with cleanliness. They go ballistic if you make a mess.

My wife spent an hour cleaning the bathroom. She's a clean freak.

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buffet boner

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."

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shizzle da frizzle dizzle

shut the front door

Whaaaaaattttt!!????!

Shut the front door, mother fucker!

Shizzle da frizzle dizzle, mizzle fizzle!

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body camera

Video equipment attached to the body. Allows recording of events that can be preserved on tape. May be worn by adventurists, police officers or even animals.

I wear a body camera whenever I skydive.

I noticed a body camera on the officer when I got pulled over.

I put a body camera on my dog when we go hunting.

short stall

Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.

Text: Sitting at short stall rn

dumpster dining

The art of saving good food from dumpsters. It helps to have inside knowledge of exactly when specific items are dumped from each restaurant or store. Results in being able to regularly eat relatively fresh seafood, meats, baked goods, fruits and veggies.

Joe has been homeless around here for years, and he's an expert at dumpster dining. Almost every day for him, it's a smorgasbord.

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