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a professional who stands in queue so that their client can conveniently get into a big event or restaurant
âi paid a line sitter $30/hour so i could get the best deals on Black Fridayâ
The location for feminine hygiene products in a supermarket, big box or pharmacy. An awkward or uncomfortable place for most guys to be seen in.
Honey, can you pick up something for me in the feminine care aisle?
We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.
When a member of the media asks someone a question, then that person tells the media to ask somebody else the same question.
Sports reporter #1: "Why did the manager bench you for three games?"
Baseball player: "Ask him."
Sports reporter #2: "That's media ping-pong."
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A warm feeling when you see or talk to someone who makes you happy.
"I just melt with joy when I hear her southern accent. I'll do anything she says."
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Glass or plastic barrier positioned over food at buffet restaurants. Prevents slimy mucus and aerosolized droplets from getting onto the food. Street term for a sneeze guard.
I'm glad there's a snot blocker over the buffet. I noticed a lot of people coughing and sneezing since it's flu season.
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When one moves into a new place and doesn't have a microwave oven. You are forced to eat out or use cookware, since you can't cook microwaveable foods.
I just moved into a new apartment and realized that's there's no way to cook TV dinners or Raman noodles. It dawned on me that I was in a state of Microwavelessness.
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(noun). A married woman who lives in affluent Scottsdale AZ who is used to the finer things.
She was accustomed to an affluent lifestyle as a Scottsdale Wife: tanning & hair salons, massages, shopping, plastic surgery on a regular basis.
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