commercial line

Adjective that suggests that a product is of high quality and is used extensively in industry. Makes the consumer want to buy it.

I'm gonna choose this glass cleaner since the label says it's commercial line.

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consistent lay

A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.

Father. "Son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job."

Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."

Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."

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BLTA

A bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich (BLT) with avocado added.

"There's only one thing better than a BLT. It's a BLTA. I love avocado."

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rubber crumbs

Small granules of recycled tires used to pad artificial turf athletic fields or playground surfaces. The crumbs are a bigger and softer than grains of sand. A good way to use recycled used tires.

"I could feel rubber crumbs flying around my legs when I ran the 40-yard dash in my flip-flops."

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nightmare-athon

A never-ending time of terrible experiences. Combination of nightmare and marathon. It feels like a recurring bad dream.

I lost everything and almost died. Coviid-19 has been a nightmare-athon.

Personalized Plate

(noun) Automobile license tag which contains special meaning for the driver or owner of the vehicle. Must be officially registered with the state or local authority in order to place on the vehicle.

"I ordered a personalized plate from the state to put on my vehicle. It cost me a little extra, but I think it's worth it..."

"It's my first car, so I put '1ST CAR' on my personalized plate."

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Gumby shoulders

The slumping of the shoulders (and head) when feeling extremely disappointed or dejected. Named after the claymation TV character Gumby.

"Joe had Gumby shoulders after being told that he didn't make varsity. Instead, he would have to play JV."

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