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Covfefeland

The home of covfefe.

"Welcome to covfefeland!?"

by yes juanito yes June 13, 2017


houseless

For someone who lives on the streets, they don't need a home to live in. They don't need a roof over their head. Their home is the streets.

"I met a guy that refuses to stay in a shelter, and he doesn't mind living on the streets. He's staying at a campsite down the road. He's not really homeless, he's houseless."

by yes juanito yes June 05, 2014


deep freeze

Extreme cold temps due to the rapid movement of Arctic air. Associated with the polar vortex weather system.

Most of the country is in a deep freeze, and it's not even Thanksgiving. I'll need to put an extra log on the fire.

by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014


camera on cop

Video equipment attached to law enforcement personnel. Allows recording of events to be preserved on tape.

Pretty soon, most police departments will be using camera on cop technology.

by yes juanito yes December 06, 2014


distracted dressing

Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.

I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.

by yes juanito yes November 07, 2014


pee dribble

Droplets of urine on the front of a toilet seat and/or on the floor below. Generally there due to the weak and uncontrolled pee stream of an old man. Especially bothersome for the female of the species using a unisex bathroom.

Ann: "Did you see that pee dribble on the toilet?"

Sally: "Yeah, it was disgusting. He didn't even lift the toilet seat."

by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014


tall stall

Location of a urinal in restroom where you stand up to pee. Opposite of short stall where you sit down on toilet.

Text: Standing at tall stall rn

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022