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An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."
16π 3π
Whaaaaaattttt!!????!
Shut the front door, mother fucker!
Shizzle da frizzle dizzle, mizzle fizzle!
3π 2π
Video equipment attached to the body. Allows recording of events that can be preserved on tape. May be worn by adventurists, police officers or even animals.
I wear a body camera whenever I skydive.
I noticed a body camera on the officer when I got pulled over.
I put a body camera on my dog when we go hunting.
Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.
Text: Sitting at short stall rn
When a member of the media asks someone a question, then that person tells the media to ask somebody else the same question.
Sports reporter #1: "Why did the manager bench you for three games?"
Baseball player: "Ask him."
Sports reporter #2: "That's media ping-pong."
21π 3π
A warm feeling when you see or talk to someone who makes you happy.
"I just melt with joy when I hear her southern accent. I'll do anything she says."
21π 1π
The art of saving good food from dumpsters. It helps to have inside knowledge of exactly when specific items are dumped from each restaurant or store. Results in being able to regularly eat relatively fresh seafood, meats, baked goods, fruits and veggies.
Joe has been homeless around here for years, and he's an expert at dumpster dining. Almost every day for him, it's a smorgasbord.
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