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deathcare workers

Individuals charged with important tasks following people dying. Includes medical examiners plus autopsy and funeral workers and more.

From a government email during the Covod-19 pandemic: ‘Deathcare workers need to decide who is responsible for cleaning the outside of the body bags.’

by yes juanito yes May 6, 2020


atchoo mask

A light blue covering for the nose and mouth. Held in place by strings tied behind the head, or a rubber band. Usually worn by medical personnel or sick people.

How do I look wearing my atchoo mask on the plane?

by yes juanito yes December 18, 2014

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happy wife happy life

The theory that if your spouse is content and satisfied then you will be too. Also, studies suggest that happily married couples live longer.

"I'm a firm believer in happy wife happy life, so I kiss my wife everyday."

by yes juanito yes October 13, 2014

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baconie

A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.

"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."

by yes juanito yes October 5, 2014

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poop the dog

The act taking a dog outside for the sole purpose of allowing the animal to deficate. The activity is finished once the dog poops. There is no fun or exercise involved.

At my apartment complex, most of the dog owners just poop the dog a few times a day. The good thing is that they always pick up the waste.

by yes juanito yes June 2, 2015

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tic toc

Time is going by or running out. The sound of time.

Person 1: "My team is down by 10, and there's like 5 seconds to go!"

Person 2: "Tic toc."

by yes juanito yes December 18, 2014

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cover your hindquarter

To take preemptive steps to stay out of trouble with others, especially in relationships with family members or friends, and at work with co-workers or supervisor(s). A clean version of cover your ass and similar terms.

"I am extra careful to not use profanities around my co-workers, and I am especially meticulous in being thorough with my projects at work. Since the supervisor is such a jerk, I always tell my co-workers to cover your hindquarter."

by yes juanito yes July 29, 2012

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