rock gem

A song or album in rock music that is incredible and classic.

Stairway to Heaven is a rock gem.

Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin created many rock gems.

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olden days

Previous times or past eras. Refers to how things used to be. Doesn't have to be a long time ago.

I'm always telling my kids about how things were different in the olden days, like 2000 years ago.

With everything that's changed around here, two years ago seems like the olden days.

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returd

A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.

That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.

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you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.

I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.

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polar plunge

A massive drop in temperature due to the emergence of cold Arctic air. Associated with a polar vortex weather system.

Wow, it's the polar plunge! It got 40 degrees colder overnight. I'll have to find my snuggle bunny.

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power outage banter

Unusual conversation with family, friends or neighbors after loss of electricity following a big storm or natural disaster. Starts innocuously then devolves into random talk driven by nerves.

After the lights went out, I spoke with neighbors I never even met. The power outage banter started with what happened, then ended-up with weird and unrelated topics. Now we just smile a little when we see each other.

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sigh of release

An expression of relief after going to the bathroom just in time. One of the best feelings in the world.

"I really had to go. I let out a sigh of release after successfully getting to the toilet."

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