no longer with us

Usually implies that someone is deceased, but may mean that the person is no longer associated with an organization. Potentially, the term could start a rumor that the individual is dead.

Customer: "Does Matt still work here?"

Worker: "No, I'm afraid he's no longer with us."

Customer: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Worker: (optional) "He decided to quit last week, so he could go back to school."

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lovertoy

Something fun to play with when you with fuck buddy. A shared sex toy.

Please, pass the lovertoy.

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whole lotta medication

What your best friend will need to calm down when he finds out that you just fucked his girlfriend and momat the same time.

I can't believe my buddy did that. I'm gonna need a whole lotta medication!

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Trump Honeymoon

The time where people are cool with giving president-elect Donald Trump a chance.

"In school they told us in class that everybody wood be nice to President Trump in the first 100 days."

"My teacher said that that's the Trump Honeymoon. A honeymoon is like the last time your parents weren't fighting."

check your shorts

First thing to do after you go through a scary situation and survive. The event was so frightening that you could've lost bladder or bowel control.

You almost got hit by a truck? Did you check your shorts afterwards?

Californiaphile

An individual who loves the State of California. S/he has a great fondness for the state's culture, land and people. The person doesn't necessarily live there, but has usually been there at least once.

"I have a friend in Europe who is a Californiaphile. He loves everything about California."

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use the good china

The idea of treating yourself well everyday. Reportedly uttered by singer Barry Manilow after an earthquake destroyed his entire collection of fine china.

"Use the good china because life is too short."

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