pornstar alias

What your performance name would be (actual or hypothetical) in the pornography industry using a specific formula. Make the best combination of the name of any pet you've had, and the name of any street you've lived on. For numbered or lettered streets, you may use Street, Way, Drive, Lane, etc.

"I asked some of my friends and acquaintances to figure out their pornstar alias. Here were some of their answers: Buddy Chestnut, Bella Hill, Max Ridge, Sophie Lane."

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sky rage

Violent or threatening behavior on an airplane. Similar to road rage.

"I was the victim of sky rage when I used my Knee Defender. The pilot had to land at the nearest airport."

"Remember That guy being dragged off United Airlines? They said re-accommodate, but I called it sky rage."

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motion is lotion

Physical activity and movement used to prevent and relieve arthritis pain. The idea that exercise can be just as effective as all those pills, patches and creams for joint health.

The physical therapist suggested an exercise plan to help with my arthritis pain. He said motion is lotion.

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swinging bout

A fight between drunk people characterized by flailing arms with an occasional striking blow. Broken up by people who are not as drunk.

Sorry I pulled your hair when we were breaking up that swinging bout.

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Furniturelessness

When you have a home, apartment, or staying with others and you don't own any home furnishings.

I just moved into my new apartment and I don't have a bed, chair, or table to my name. I'm suffering from Furniturelessness.

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multimask

To apply more than one skin care product to the face to get a hydrating glow and younger looking skin. The goal is to exfoliate and polish the skin.

Beauty Advisor: "Don't hesitate to multimask so you can eliminate crow's feet and enhance the apples of your cheeks."

distracted walking

Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.

"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."

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