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2 at 10, and 10 at 2

The beauty rating of your date or partner during a night of a partying. She/he is quite ugly normally, but attractive and hot after a night of drinking. (Source is from a good country song).

"After about three drinks at the party, I came to the conclusion that she was a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2."

by yes juanito yes May 20, 2014

34πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


puppy test

When a woman uses a puppy to decide whether her boyfriend would be a good father. She is looking for how he attends to the vulnerable and cute creature.

Ann: "How did Mike do on the puppy test?"

Sally: "Great! He looked after and spent time with the pup. I think he'll make a wonderful daddy."

by yes juanito yes September 27, 2014

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


puppy test

An online checklist to score a puppy for behavior, intelligence and temperament. The purpose is to select the right puppy for the right home.

"I used a puppy test at the animal rescue center to select our family dog."

by yes juanito yes September 27, 2014

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


drive-by donating

Giving cash to homeless people at the roadside. Best to give bills/coins while traffic is stopped, but more challenging if done on the move. Looks pretty smooth and cool to other drivers if done correctly; usually at slow speed and not holding up traffic. The recipient is demonstrably thankful.

After the light changed, the motorist in front if me was drive-by donating. Handed off a few bills to a homeless person on the median while going about 15 MPH.

by yes juanito yes October 28, 2014

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I'm going in

Announcement before:

1) taking a huge bite into a large food item such as a sandwich, burrito or plateful of food.

2) penetrating a partner.

1) "Look at the size of this double cheeseburger. I'm going in."

2) "Are you ready? I'm going in."

by yes juanito yes May 22, 2015

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


drowsy driving

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.

Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."

by yes juanito yes October 22, 2014


dyspareunia

Medical term for painful sexual intercourse. Greek for "bad bedfellows."

"Did you know that there is a new medications for dyspareunia? I saw a TV commercial for a med to relieve painful intercourse after menopause."

by yes juanito yes June 5, 2014

26πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž