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mission control

The decision maker in a relationship. A reference to the space program where the astronaut has to get anything and everything approved by the command center on earth.

Person 1: "Can you go golfing with us this weekend?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015


crunch the numbers

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.

You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.

by yes juanito yes December 03, 2014


museum feet

Numbness and pain in the feet caused by long periods of standing and slow walking in a museum. A symptom of Museum Leg Syndrome, and very similar to mall feet. The condition is exacerbated when the facility is lacking in benches.

"After four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. We definitely had museum feet."

by yes juanito yes September 14, 2014


wenis envy

Feeling inferior when comparing your elbow skin to someone else's. The area can become crusty, wrinkly, dirty looking, or hanging on some people.

I want her wenis. I have wenis envy.

by yes juanito yes November 15, 2014


bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.

"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."

by yes juanito yes August 09, 2014


Bald by Choice

One who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding, or just wants that unique look. They have shaved their head and keep it that way, maintaining that look.

“A lot of people decide to be Bald by Choice”

“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD

by yes juanito yes September 01, 2022


pyroterrorism

The use of fire to terrorize people.

Wildfires set by arsonists plagued the city, so we had to evacuate. Leaders called it pyroterrorism.

by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016