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Numbness and pain in the feet caused by long periods of standing and slow walking in a museum. A symptom of Museum Leg Syndrome, and very similar to mall feet. The condition is exacerbated when the facility is lacking in benches.
"After four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. We definitely had museum feet."
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Widespread prevalence of three infectious diseases: Covid, the flu, and RSV.
Lazy 1: âDude, what is a good excuse to skip work?â
Lazy 2: âTripledemic. You got three viruses.â
Lazy 1: âCool.â
A six-pack (or bigger) of beer that is needed urgently. It's needed right away because you're all out and require more.
Don't worry. I have enough money to buy a panic pack.
I had to steal a panic pack after 2AM so I could make it through 'til morning.
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Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.
I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.
A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.
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To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.
"I really had to poop. Blasted off big time..."
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A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.
"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."
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One who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding, or just wants that unique look. They have shaved their head and keep it that way, maintaining that look.
âA lot of people decide to be Bald by Choiceâ
âBald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UDâ