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pyroterrorism

The use of fire to terrorize people.

Wildfires set by arsonists plagued the city, so we had to evacuate. Leaders called it pyroterrorism.

by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016


sexual fulfillment

The achievement of total satisfaction in a sexual activity or relationship.

"After last night, I crossed off another item on my bucket list...Sexual fulfillment."

by yes juanito yes September 14, 2014

21πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


mission control

The decision maker in a relationship. A reference to the space program where the astronaut has to get anything and everything approved by the command center on earth.

Person 1: "Can you go golfing with us this weekend?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


crunch the numbers

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.

You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.

by yes juanito yes December 3, 2014

26πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


wenis envy

Feeling inferior when comparing your elbow skin to someone else's. The area can become crusty, wrinkly, dirty looking, or hanging on some people.

I want her wenis. I have wenis envy.

by yes juanito yes November 15, 2014

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


feline telepathy

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.

"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."

by yes juanito yes October 16, 2014

22πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


coffee substitute

Any replacement for coffee. Energy drinks are commonly used as a coffee substitute. Tea can be a coffee substitute for some people, as well as caffeine tablets.

Person #1: "Do you still drink coffee?"

Person #2: "Come to think of it, not as much. I am using energy drinks much more often as a coffee substitute."

by yes juanito yes January 24, 2012

23πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž