1. Cold cut. Goes nice in a sandwich.
2. Stiff cock Goes nice in a pussy.
1. Gimme a hard salami sandwich.
2. Gimme some hard salami now.
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Something great happen at right time
âThat three pointer at the buzzer was clutch afâ
Mindy: âlol i found your sunglasses at the pool here you goâ
Mork: âclutch af thank youâ
Vigorous physical activity routine while cleaning the place you live. Combination of housework and work-out. Will include sweeping, vacuuming, dusting, kitchen and bath cleaning, taking out trash.
"I decided to save time this afternoon by cleaning up my place and working-out. Call it my housework-out."
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Making money by recycling aluminum cans. The cans are abundant and easily found in public places or trash receptacles.
I bought this hoodie at the thrift store from flipping cans, man.
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(noun). Snoozenastics is the practice of physical and mental activity during the time between snooze alarms while laying in bed in the morning. Physical activity may include breathing exercises, muscle stretching, and isometric exercises. Mental activity may include reflection and introspection on one's life, self-analysis of one's dreams (if any) the night before, and preparation for work or other activities in the day ahead. For the purist, the individual would be naked (under the covers).
"i just finished a nine-minute session of snoozenastics. Now I will take a shower, and get ready to go to work."
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Statement made by someone who claims to understand a specific problem or issue brought up by others. Conveys active listening and concern.
I know exactly what you're talking about. I get that. I have some ideas on how to fix it.
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