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A massive poop (BM). It's a relief to excrete a big dump sometimes.
Ladies and gentlemen, today I'm proud to announce that I delivered Chipotle child number 200 to the world!
6π 3π
A house or apartment where a separated or divorced guy goes to relax and unwind. The dwelling contains most (if not all) of his stuff. A getaway place similar to a man cave.
Do you want to come over to the man retreat tonight? We can watch ESPN and drink beer.
13π 1π
One who pays high money for Γ’ΒΒspaceΓ’ΒΒ travel
Thank you CashTronaut 4 ur business
Ground Control
The message that a ditzy lactating stripper is trying to convey to her customers with a prop when dancing.
One day she had a red vine and the next time a feather. Years later I'm still trying to figure out the milkshake meaning.
14π 60π
Beauty rating 4 chicks. 10 is the best. Zero is insufficient information),
My quirky girlfriend asked me to define 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
It's a beauty rating scale. She is a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2. She says the same thing about me!
92π 481π
Street term for Breast Self Exam (BSE). The "breasts" are the "girls." A check-up a woman does at home to look for changes or problems in the breast tissue.
Experts do not agree about the benefits of BSE. Talk to your doctor about whether girl checks are right for you."
23π 2π
In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.
Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.
25π 7π