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seal breaker

The last fart that forces you to take a shit. Once the anal "seal" is broken, you must urgently find a toilet for a number 2.

"It's 30 minutes to the next rest stop. I can't fart now, it could be the seal breaker."

"After that seal breaker, I quickly had a massive dump. I let out a sigh of release in the restroom after that BM.

by yes juanito yes October 5, 2016


wearable bed

Developed in Japan, has two modes: 'bed' and 'coat.' Can be worn as a coat or used as an inflatable bed. Allows a person to sleep anywhere they want, and is one size fits all.

Mike: "What a great idea! The wearable bed."

Ann: "Yeah, I wish I thought of that."

by yes juanito yes October 5, 2014

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Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear

Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.

Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank way more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear.

by yes juanito yes October 30, 2020


top of mind

high priority thought

wake up get coffee top of mind

by yes juanito yes October 7, 2022

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top of mind

high priority thought

wake up get coffee top of mind

by yes juanito yes September 30, 2022

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mental reps

Mindful repetitions of ideas and thoughts.

"I needed to do some mental reps just before my final exam."

"Thanks to all those mental reps before the job interview, I got hired!"

by yes juanito yes September 21, 2014

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recycletude

An individual's, a family's, or an organization's attitude toward recycling. This may include the approach toward recycling of materials; or penchant for shopping at thrift/consignment stores, or participating in garage/yard sales.

Our neighbors had great recycletude: they always filled their recycling bin to the rim, they usually shopped at thrift stores, and they held regular and well-attended yard sales.

Origin (as far as I know): Universal Furnishings & Offerings (U.F.O.) is an eclectic home decor store in Phoenix AZ. The owner, Leonardo, told me that he created the word (among many others). The word is on the price-tag of all items for sale in the store. I believe that he would agree with the definition I have written and submitted above.

by yes juanito yes January 10, 2012

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