Lamar Odom Coma

State of mind after waking up from an unbelievably sick party.

I woke up from a Lamar Odom Coma and said "Hi" to a Kardashian.

acoustic masturbation

The act of sexually pleasing oneself without the use of an electric powered device such as a vibrator.

After visiting the adult toy store, Jill resolved to do less acoustic masturbation in the coming year.

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Number 2

Derek Jeter, Yankee shortstop, to retire after the 2014 baseball season.

"At shortstop, Number 2...Number 2!"

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covfefelessness

The absence of covfefe.

Human 1: "Would you rather live in a world of covfefelessness?"

Human 2: "Maybe."

Human 1: "That's an absurdism."

covfefe naive

Unawareness of the term covfefe or its origin. The word is from an absurd Trump tweet and it is meaningless.

"I asked a bunch of my coworkers if they knew about covfefe. Most were covfefe naive."