bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."

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cold empathy

Feeling cold just by watching someone else shiver. Physiological response to seeing another person who is cold.

A recent study showed that people's body temperature actually dropped when they saw images of an actor dipping their hand into ice cold water. They called it cold empathy.

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green plastic bag

Best way to store and preserve ur weed Flimsy and secret way to go. Container for the above

I was pretty high on weed and I realized that all my marijuana is stored in a green plastic bag so I thought that was pretty cool whatever but I had a couple beers dat tasted pretty good but I wanted extra food so it was the time to finish up those tacos and the chips and dip then take a nap I still have the green plastic bag until the rv queen says no more I can go on and on...

Golfheimer's

An advantage in the game of golf. The golfer is able to forget a mistake or bad shot, then goes on to play well.

Roger: "What a finish! He managed to forget that poor shot at 16, then birdied 17 and 18 to win the tournament."

Johnny: "That's Golfheimer's."

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free tp

No cost toilet paper. It's available everywhere: stores, restaurants, workplaces. Why pay for it if you just use it once and flush it?

I haven't paid for toilet paper in years. I just steal it. It's not just an idea, free tp is a movement.

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euing

Feeling euphoric.

"I wasn't euing, doc. I was just feeling pretty good."

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strictly you

The ultimate compliment on something you're wearing. What you're wearing fits you perfectly as a whole person.

Your jewelry and shoes are strictly you.

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