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ready smile

Generally speaking, the facial expression of easy going people. In some situations, it could be a signal of being excited and willing to have sex.

A ready smile is easy to find when you visit Bangkok.

All the folks on those ED commercials on TV seem to have ready smiles.

by yes juanito yes April 5, 2015

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


feline telepathy

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.

"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."

by yes juanito yes October 16, 2014

22πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


coffee substitute

Any replacement for coffee. Energy drinks are commonly used as a coffee substitute. Tea can be a coffee substitute for some people, as well as caffeine tablets.

Person #1: "Do you still drink coffee?"

Person #2: "Come to think of it, not as much. I am using energy drinks much more often as a coffee substitute."

by yes juanito yes January 24, 2012

23πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


seal breaker

The last fart that forces you to take a shit. Once the anal "seal" is broken, you must urgently find a toilet for a number 2.

"It's 30 minutes to the next rest stop. I can't fart now, it could be the seal breaker."

"After that seal breaker, I quickly had a massive dump. I let out a sigh of release in the restroom after that BM.

by yes juanito yes October 5, 2016


LPN

Licensed practical nurse, sometimes lightheartedly called "low paid nurse." This well trained and competent healthcare professional works alongside nurses and doctors to provide quality medical care to patients.

I know an LPN who has loved her job for many years. She jokes about just being paid less.

by yes juanito yes June 6, 2015

53πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Hear Ye Hear Ye

A pronouncement before an announcement. Usually loud and gets people's attention. A call often heard at the Renaissance Festival.

Hear Ye Hear Ye! I'm gonna go medieval on that rat tonight.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

72πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


could've, would've, should've

The idea of reflecting back on your life and thinking about how things might now be better if you did things differently in the past. Usually involves feelings of guilt.

"I'm always thinking about the ghosts in my past, you know. The could've, would've, should've."

by yes juanito yes December 21, 2017

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž