hot toy

Something that is sexy and gives pleasure. A must have item that everybody wants.

She's a stripper and my hot toy.

My hot toy has 4 wheel drive and cruise control.

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never use a condom more than once

Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.

Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."

Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."

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Valentine's Day baby

Baby born in the month of November likely conceived from passionate sex on Valentine's Day.

Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.

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ashtray diving

Looking for cigarette butts anywhere (not limited to ashtrays) so the rest of it can be smoked, or the tobacco collected to roll your own. Similar to butt diving.

Paul ran out of cigarettes when he was in the hospital. Every day he went ashtray diving to keep going.

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window drop

Opening a window by breaking the glass. Most efficient when all the glass falls down with one strike. A good thing when rioting, looting or breaking in.

"Damn! One brick and that window drop."

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K9 style

Doggie style. Common sex position. K9 = canine.

Last night, we did it K9 style. It's all good.

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ready smile

Generally speaking, the facial expression of easy going people. In some situations, it could be a signal of being excited and willing to have sex.

A ready smile is easy to find when you visit Bangkok.

All the folks on those ED commercials on TV seem to have ready smiles.

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