ancient astronaut theorist

A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.

Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."

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brain fog

A state of mental confusion or forgetfulness that lasts longer than a brain fart or brain freeze. Can last daze (sic) to years.

Grandma seemed to be in a brain fog for a couple days last week.

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ppo

Short for people. A relaxed version of ppl.

Okay ppo! Let's get started.

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hard salami

1. Cold cut. Goes nice in a sandwich.

2. Stiff cock Goes nice in a pussy.

1. Gimme a hard salami sandwich.

2. Gimme some hard salami now.

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frustilities

A blend of frustrations and hostilities. May become an expression of extreme anger.

Since the doctors won't do anything about my terrible back pain, I sometimes take out my frustilities on my family. That's not me.

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character transplant

A complete transformation of someone's personality and attitude after they have taken time away from their usual routine, or have had some type of life-changing experience.

"Our department manager was so nice, friendly and reasonable after she attended that weekend retreat. It was as if she had a character transplant."

"Bill is so different after beating cancer, then taking that long vacation. He must have had a character transplant."

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library cop

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.

I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.

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