Dager The Wager

Noun - Dager is the peasant of the peasants. He has suicidal thoughts constantly, and thus is a drama queen. He makes a big deal of the little things and is constantly rejected. He bothers everyone but hates to be bothered.

"Dager The Wager, dont do it" His friends say.

"I have to, yesterday the little kids rejected me"
Dager tries to kill himself but doesn't succeed due to his stupidness.

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