worm cock

a disease suffered by many, the effects being an oustoundingly long yet thin penis that seems to have a life of its own and detaches itself when all sperm has been retracted.

OMG worm cock Jack lawrence

jack: hey ladies lets get sexytime on

ladies: ok take them off

jack: (ripps down trousers even though experienceing past anal dripage)

ladies: wtf! you have a worm in your pants

jack: :'( thats my penis!

ladies: ew it slapped me in the face,

(big magpie sweeps down and eats it and takes it to its chhicks.)

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