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Another term for a chocolate swirly, when someone (often a jock) dunks a victim's face into a toilet full of shit, holds their head down, and flushes. Often paired with an intense wedgie.
Noah just gave that nerdy kid Dylan a shit swirl and now he's in a hanging wedgie on the stall door with shit smeared all over his face!
Hey nerd, it's shit swirl time!
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One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
When a bully, or often a group of bullies, give a nerd successive swirlies (forcing his head into a toilet bowl and flushing) as a line of people - either the bullies themselves, or anyone who comes in and needs to go - come through to use a toilet. For example, if a group of high school jocks want to torture a nerd, they ferry him off to the boys' bathroom at the start of lunch period and give him a swirlie after each time someone uses the toilet until lunch is over, threatening to give the bathroom-goers swirlies of their own should they go against the bullies' orders to leave the toilet unflushed.
I just saw John getting a swirlie train from a bunch of the lacrosse bros. I went in the boys' bathroom and they were giving him wedgies and stuff; when they saw me come in they told me to do my business and not to flush or they'd give me a swirlie. As soon as I was done they carried John into the stall and dunked him face-first into my shit. I couldn't bear to watch but just hearing him scream as the toilet flushed was so sickening. I think they're still there, he's probably gotten at least 20 chunky swirlies by now cause all the sadistic jocks have heard about it and are going to that bathroom on purpose. Poor John.
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An extreme form of bullying where jocks shove a nerdy victim's face up another jock's butt and that jock poops on the nerd's face. Often given with a wedgie & swirlie since it has similarities to those.
If jocks are going this far, they may go all out to make it as humiliating and disgusting as possible - for example, by rubbing the nerd's face in the jock's butt to smear the shit, by spanking the nerd to make him gasp and have to eat shit, by making him lick the shit out of the jock's buttcrack, or by forcing him to open his mouth and pooping directly into his mouth. The easiest place for the buttshover to be administered is over a toilet, so jocks will often give a chocolate swirly in the excess shit.
Variations include:
-the stinkface: better known as a wrestling move where the perpetrator just farts.
-the pie-in-the-face buttshover: a jock lies face-down and shits so that the poop is all over his butt, then the nerd is shoved quickly into it to mimic a pie in the face.
-shitshorts: the nerd is lowered upside-down into the jock's shorts. The buttshover is given & then the jock changes out of his soiled shorts & the jocks make the nerd wear them & give him a messy wedgie in them.
-butt sandwich: 2 jocks completely engulf the nerd's head between both their butts & poop on his face & the back of his head at the same time.
-the butt bomb: the cruelest of the cruel, a buttshover with (explosive) diarrhea.
Ryan: Yo dude, that nerd Dylan keeps looking at me funny, let's give him a royal buttshover in gym today. You with me?
Jack: Bro, sick! We can give him a swirlie and hanging wedgie on the stall when we're done.
(later)
Dylan: What are you doing- no, please! Owww! NOOOOOOOOO- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.
The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.
A bullying move where a jock or cool guy first dumps something slimy into the victim's underwear before giving him a wedgie. Pudding, yogurt, applesauce, whipped cream, and other sticky food items are common, especially in a school environment where jocks would typically be giving them in the bathroom during lunch. The slimy substance actually makes the wedgie sting less, but what it doesn't bring in terms of pain it more than makes up for in humiliation and discomfort. Often given before something more insidious, like a chocolate swirlie or a buttshover, as the wedgie and the mess add to the discomfort and humiliation for the victim.
I didn't want my pudding at lunch and I was bored so I went in the bathroom and caught Johnny and gave him a messy atomic wedgie. It was chocolate pudding so when I pantsed him it looked like he shit himself, and I sent pictures to everyone. He had no way of cleaning off or changing clothes; luckily he's wearing jeans today and it didn't show through so I made him pull them back up and walk around with all the pudding in there for the rest of the day. We should definitely grab him after school and give him a chocolate swirlie - then he'll have chocolate up top AND down below, hahahahah!
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Nerd to his friend: I got a messy wedgie from the lacrosse bros today, they had so much leftover yogurt from their team breakfast and they put it all down my underwear and tortured me in the locker room the whole morning. They do this stuff to me every day, lots of wedgies and sometimes swirlies and it's sooooo gross, I just hope they don't give me a buttshover ever again!
Lax bro walking up smirking: What's that? You hope we give you a buttshover again? Well, guess we know what you're getting after gym class later!
Nerd: Please no!
Lax bro: Hell yeah loser! And don't even think about picking or cleaning that messy wedgie, or we'll have to have the whole team give you buttshovers!
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A cruel and disgusting variation on the buttshover maneuver of bullying, where jocks take a nerd victim and press his face into one jock's butt, and that jock poops on him - specifically, this variation is when the jock has explosive diarrhea on the nerd's face. Since this is hard to predict, it is usually meant to be a regular buttshover and happens by chance, so if a butt bomb does occur it is considered a moment of honor for the jock and typically brands the nerd as the permanent victim of that jock, who assumes the responsibility of bullying the nerd daily for the indefinite future.
Jock: Bro, I went to give some dork freshman a buttshover the other day and I guess I must be getting sick it ended up being a butt bomb. Nastiest thing I've ever seen.
Jock's friend: Duuuuude, that nerd is like your bitch now. He's gotta be in for a stinky year!
Jock: Fuck yeah he is. I'm gonna go find him and give him a chocolate swirly.
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