JogScaping

Jogging while pushing the lawn mower.

Screw the Gym, I'm JogScaping tonight.

I killed two birds with one stone. I cut the grass and excercised. I jogscaped.

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Textlisted

Not worthy of an individual phone call. To be demoted to a text message notification rather than making a separate phone call.

Mike: Hey Joe, did you make all your holiday phone calls?
Joe: Yes, I called a bunch of people
Mike: Did you call your uncle Junior?
Joe: No, he's been Textlisted. I sent him and a bunch of others a group message.

Mike: Yeah, don't waste your time.

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P Diddy

Urinating and Defecating at the same time.

Damn, That diaper is full of P Diddy

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business suit

Waking up naked with a boner...Ready for business. (Stems from Birthday Suit)

Woke up Sunday morning with my Business suit. Brooke was looking so hot, I was ready to go.

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