Lemke

Former second baseman Mark Lemke of the Atlanta Braves, 1988-1997. On the 1995 World Series Champion team. Also referenced numerous times on HomestarRunner.com

Lemke was a man....uh.....he was a short man!.....err......maybe he was just short......but he was still LEM-KE!!!!!!!!!

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faggotard

a homosexual and retarded person.

hey, you are a really dumb faggotard! (used as a cuss)

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ripped

extremely low body fat combined with good musculature.

Lifting wieghts made me big, now dieting will get me ripped!

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ripped

extremely drunk

We went out drinking and I got ripped!

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playing the one-hole skin flute

giving a blow job

she loves playing the one hole skin flute

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Dirty South

Correction on that last one......the 0nly state people WOULD NOT consider being part of the Dirty South would be Kentucky

Kentucky, specially northern is not the south

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skeet

money shot in some bitch's eye(pink eye son)

adam skeeted on eve last night

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