No u

The absolute reverse to anything anyone says ever. Also, the only known defense from the famous ur mom gay lol. Don't use it in front of kids as it can be really disturbing.

Fake friend: Damn you.
You: Bitch please
Fake friend: Stfu please
You: Yo ass fake asf
Fake friend: Ur mom gay lol
You: *smiles* *the pirates of the Caribbean theme song starts playing: No u
Fake friend: Dies in a terrible death caused by uncontrollable tears