Bolmpher

1. One who engages in sexual intercourse; one who bolmphs.

2. Someone (usually male, although a clitorus can bolmph too) who frequently gets erections and masturbates.

1.
Dude: Man, I bolmphed Lisa last night.
Guy: Dude, no way! She is so hot! Way to go you little bolmpher you!

2.
Billy is a bolmpher because everytime he sees Ms. Patterson's wide mature ass he bolmphs in his pants.

Liz loves to watch The O.C. and bolmph her pussy to the hot guys. She is a chick-bolmpher.

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f-zero

Cool racing game that is on many systems but reached it's peak on the old SNES.

F0 is fun as hell! You really get into it when your body starts jerking around as if you were in the car....the music rocks like in Mute City

doo doo doo, dooo, doo doo, doo doo doo do, doo doo, do NAa na na na! nahhh do doo beep! la. La. La. La, la la la. La la lalalalala laaaaaa

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scary movied

As a verb, to blow a ginormus load of cum. Named after the movie in which such an ejaculation was first portrayed. To completely and utterly bust your nuts.

Last night Liz gave me head for the first time. I scary movied all over her face and the floor.

My gf and I the first time we had sex-

gf: oh yeah, you like that baby
me: Yeah. Omg don't stop, don't- uh. oooh OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
*eyes roll back into head and cumz so hard that he loses 30 pounds and blast her through the roof into space.
Astronaut: Commander did you just seethat?!

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Ugly

Unattractive. An ugly girl is fat, paper pale to the point where you can see her veins. She has a flat ass and nonexistant breast, undermining the reason some people actually like fat chicks. She normally smells bad, not just like poop but like something crusty and rotten. Ugly men have simmilar characteristics but with the breast part in reverse. Both have really bad teeth that are crooked and discolored. They are so bad you can't take your eyes away from an ugly person's teeth because it is unbelievable how screwed up they are. Not necessarily an insult, just an observation; but generally taken as one.

Eww that person is really UGLY!

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