meowoop

A combination of meow and bloop; can be used in any part of the sentence when feeling bored or unproductive, in your life, basically...

Sir, you have the right to remain meowoop, anything you do or say will be meowooped in the court of law

Slit af

A combination of "sick" and "lit af", providing for a greater level of supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness.

*flips bottle into a basketball hoop, while dabbing*
"dude that was slit af"
"Golly, thanks a lot :D"