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September 20th is officially National Kick Your Momâs Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.
Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Momâs Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea Iâm so excited!!
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On June 9th it is considered to be National Kiss Your Step Sister Day. On this day it is highly recommended that you make out with your step sister. Any other day it would be considered incest, but on June 9th it is encouraged!
Person 1: Bro on June 9th you gotta make out with your step sister.
Person 2: Why June 9th?
Person 1: Cuz itâs National Kiss Your Step Sister Day, duh.
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when you cream pie a hoe then drop kick her in the face which breaks all of her teeth and u leave her all gummy without any teeth.
Person A: Bro I just did a dirty stryder last night
Person B: Congrats
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