Bouque

noun.
pronounced: Boke

Someone who is both bearded and bald.It is easy to find this person wearing glasses, listening to Wilco, and, more often than not, consuming copious amounts of bacon.

Sally hadn't seen Matt in over three years.

"I've lost a lot of hair, haven't I?" Matt asked.

"It's fine. Just pull a Bouque and grow out your beard."

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