cynic

A name assholes give themselves to add a cover of philosophy to their bullshit.

I am not an ordinary asshole, I am a cynic and therefore a philosopher.

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lynchin'

A form of population control that has been replaced by the drive by shooting.

Great granddad said in his county they were lucky if there was only 1 lynchin' a year. In my hood we're lucky if there is only 1 drive by a week.

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Realtor

A conman licensed to steal. It doesn't matter to a Realtor who gets screwed as long a as they get thier commision . When the bubble burstes and every one else is losing all they have the Realtor crawls back under a rock, and gets off scott free.

What do you call a Realtor, a mortgage broker, and an investment banker on a chain gang? A goog start.

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Utard

Some one who puts retarded stuff on utube, some one who spends too much time watching retarded stuff on utube.

Mikie was up all night watching stupid junk on Utube and now can hardly talk, what an Utard,

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thumbs down

Proof that some people have bothered to read your definition.

A thumbs down is beter than no thumbs at all

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pocketrat

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.

A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.

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obama

Someone who understands and loves everyone. except poor working class whites. A bullshitter whose bullshit is wearing thin.

If I said about poor working class blacks what obama said about poor working glass whites I'd be denounced as a racist.

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