Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.

Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!

Banana Hike

When two people, at least one with a penis, sneak off to perform sexual acts.

See also: 'Love rug ramble' for the lesbian alternative.

Person 1: Where have Jon and Lisa gone? They've been ages.

Person 2: Pretty sure they snook off on a banana hike.

Person 1: Ah. Typical.

roflcopter

When a guy gets his cock out, spins it round really fast and usually shouts ROFLCOPTERRRRRR!!!!!.

*Jeremy gets his cock out and does a roflcopter*
Jeremy - "ROFLCOPTERRRRRR!!!!"

(witness of the roflcopter) - "HAHAHAHAHA! ...That's gross"

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