corn demolisher

A corn demolisher (korn-dee-moll-ish-her) is a lover of corn in every form. Doesn't matter if cold or warm. Born to adorn thy corn. Scorn any who mourn deformed corn. Not to toot his own horn, but he much prefers it to uninformed porn and also uses it to perform horny corny acts.

He will demolish any corn you lay near.... you have been warned.

Bulls: you should get a tramp stamp

Breaker: What would I get as a tramp stamp?

Bulls: corn demolisher

Breaker: wtf is a corn demolished

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