pause whore

when someone pauses the tv all the time for dumb reasons

matt: mom stop pausing the TV
mom: sorry
matt: you're turning in to a pause whore

Yeet

To yeet is to be yoted

Yeet, yote, yoted

thumb roll

when you text someone and rethink your message as your clicking the send button and you pull your finger down on the screen so It won't send

I was texting Alex last night and was going to tell him I liked him at the last second I thumb rolled so i didn't fuck up