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The city of Mississauga, immediately West of Toronto. Its suburban-youth refer to it as such in scorn.
Gawd, there's nothing to do in the 'Saug... Let's go to T.O.!
I can't believe after all the time I've spent avoiding it, I've bought a house in the 'Saug. I must be old.
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Ivoluntary, and prolonged laughter after experiencing a particularly funny joke.
While I had an intellectual orgasm, I missed the rest of the dialogue to the "Political Peasant" sketch. I knew it by heart anyway...
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When rushing, and taking a series of small risks in order to save time, failing miserably at a simple task, and taking more time that one would behaving in an unrushed manner. The girl stalked by the killer in a thriller movie, when she drops her keys to her car, as she desperately tries to find safety... is having a rushie.
"Hurry up! I wanna bonk!", "Sorry, I'm having a rushie, I've been trying to put the rubber on upside-down"
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Literally "Already eaten"
The experience of re-tasting the flavour of recently ingested foodstuffs...
Milder experiences are effected by a belch.
More severe instances involve retching. The impact can be heightened by chewing and re-swallowing the retched foodstuff, (see: "Cud")
"Ugh, I just had a déjà mangé."
"What was it?"
"Milk, but this time sour."
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One who excels at being a killjoy.
A: Wanna hit off my joint?
B: That stuff is bad for you and is illegal... You're just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. Now I have to call the police.
A: You're a master joy assassin, you know that?
A: Ain't life grand?
B: Sure... 'Till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it's all over. We leave this world alone.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Are we having fun yet?
B: When I was seven years old, my priest touched me.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Look at the cute puppy in the window!
B: Dogs are predators. Given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. Is that cute?
A: Joy Assassin!
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I've Shit Myself I'm Laughing So Hard
Hyperbole based on "LOL".
Could be used as sarcasm.
My ex claims mental cruelty because I complained about her lousy personal hygiene.
ISMILSH!
From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.