Austin

Tall, skinny white guy with a monster dick who goes MIA months at a time then randomly sends “wyd” texts out of the blue.

“I finally heard from Austin last night”

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Brandon

This Steelers loving, Duke fanatic, Meme King is sure to tell it how it is. He is also one to claim he’s always invited to “the cookout”, but we all know that’s still up for debate. His funny and wild side is not to be overshadowed by his sensitive, true self. One to always be his own harshest critic but won’t forget to give himself the pat on the back he deserves. Doesn’t shove broccoli down your throat like his annoyingly healthy bestie. Aka, he has no problem binge eating a whole pineapple pizza with you and won’t judge you for it either. Final note, the biggest kid at heart in the room.

“Man, I saw Brandon last night and I forgot how much I miss that kid”

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