un-hung hero

Usually refers to the offensive lineman on your favorite football team. A play on the term un-sung heros because they are generally fat, white and small of peter-along with getting little credit for their valiant efforts in the trenches.

"Damn, look at Big Mac sweating through his jersey and pants! He's a true un-hung hero"

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Tomcat

A variation on the sack tuck/no-dick trick, but facing the opposite way so the penis tip and testicles are seen below the anus. It resembles how a male cat looks from the posterior.

Locker room Dude says "Aww man, Ronnie was facing the other way in the shower and pissed all over my legs!"

Homeboy responds "You have to be careful, he likes to tomcat."

Locker room Dude says "Aww man, Ronnie was facing the other way in the shower and pissed all over my legs!"

Homeboy responds "He always does the tomcat in the shower."

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