Hooky

1: Ditching school cause:

a: you hate it

b: it's terrible

c: something terrible has happened
2: a freshly stolen object
3: a type of jam where you have hooks stuck in your clothes

1: Fuck school, Fuck homework!, i going to play hooky
2: Dude! is that a hooky phone?!
3: Sorry i was late, i was in a bit of a hooky

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i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

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Roundhouse

a spherical house

(From American Dad)
Roger: Well, my good man, when i was little, me and my family lived in a *Roundhouse kick* ROUNDHOUSE! and we bred a donkey who we named *donkey punch* DONKEYPUNCH!

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Tcha

an emphatic form of Ya, meaning Yes or You

Tcha digg?

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Peter Griffin

can mean
1: the best character in the animated comedy show, Family Guy
2: a delusional wide person
3: to think Jews are great with money, laugh at a word that homophonous with a word related to bathroom humor
4: to despise Canada, though is living IN Canada
5: to always laugh by repeatedly saying a word

1: yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump, CAN'T TOUCH ME!
2: see that guy over there, Peter Griffin material to me
3: Jews are great with money, to some it's their duty! heh heh, doodie. heh heh heh heh heh, diarrhea
4: Let's get that fuckwad for insulting Canada, eh?
5: heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

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