Shaft

1: Ripped off
2: The stem of the penis
3: Victim of a trick pulled by a friend
4: Treated like shit where you work
5: a long square tube that rises for stories by use of an elevator
6: a place where gold is mined

1: that dude shafted me, my 10$ action figure broke
2: I exercised my shaft for a while
3: My freind shafted me! now the TV's are showing me during my bout of racism and everyone thinks i'm a prick!
4: My boss shafted me, not to worry, he's shafting demons in hell
5: The elevator's cable broke and we were flying through the shaft, worst... day... EVER!
6: I mined 50 kgs of gold from my private shaft, i transformed them into 24-karat gold Loonies, there's so much, i do not know how much i have in Loonies

160👍 80👎

Cajun Pizza

Black, ultra-spicy pizza

I went to order out for pizza, when I got the pizza, i put some black, ultra-spicy hot cajun sauce on the pizza, when i finished the pizza, i was blowing fire and sweating like hell when i ate the cajun pizza

2👍 6👎

April Fool's Day

some shit holiday where one guy can zing another by saying something they made up, followed by the event, followed by the saying "Happy april FOOL's day!" followed by the occasional Jajaja. Events can range from: a delayed laugh, to a truth, to someone literally dying

Commitment, Commitment issues, bad choices, and April Fool's Days are the main causes of breakups, besides, i don't have any good material

12👍 9👎

I bet

Used to indicate sarcasm

Dude 1: My legs hurt
Dude 2: Hmph i bet
Dude 1: Seriously, man! they hurt

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99.9%

something big retailers use when their product(s) aren't 100% because of possible side-effects or holes in the design

and i would not be doing my job if i did not ask what the other 0.1% is for. 99.9% just ain't effective

16👍 8👎

psychohol

a type of alcohol that leads people to becoming psychopaths

G1: dude, 5 kills and beer trails have been seen around these parts!
G2: if there's one thing, that thing means
G1: he's been dinking Psychohol!
G2: that medical?
G1: look up Urban Dictionary dude!

2👍 3👎

You have the right to remain silent

A police expression for: Shut the fuck up!

Guy: Why me? WHY GOD WHY!?
Cop: You have the right to remain silent!

21👍 6👎