The best Idiot

Like the best man, only the man has the IQ of less than 50

Priest: Let the best man come up!
Crowd: THERE IS NO BEST MAN, BUT THERES THE BEST IDIOT!
Priest: Fine, Let the best Idiot come up...

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Iggy Koopa

a perfecxt example of Crazy

Iggy Koopa: WHAHEHEE! I |2|_||_Z0|2Z

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banana slamma

a term used by Donkey Kong in the 90's tv show "Donkey Kong Country" usually meaning "Falcon Punch"

Donkey Kong: BANANA SLAMMA!
King K. Rool: HOLY @^&*
*epic kwyjibo-like pwnage*

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Metrosexual

A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight

Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,

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00_

a face that looks to the right

DK: Look over there!

Diddy: 00_

Acid

Like Lava, but can literally Vaporize you because Acid is colored Green

guy: "dude, dont trip, you're over an acid pit"
guy 2: "why man? it's just green! Green is Good!"
guy: "can be molten copper..."

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Feminazi

a man-hating asshole bitch who's main duty is to degrade men and tell the world that men are responsible for everything bad in the world.

Biblish: May God bless thou who killeth thy Feminazi
English: God Bless those who shitkicks those fucking Feminazis

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