Will

A paper you write before you die to be in effect after you die

i can not explain my Will just yet, it's not my time

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your boss

Is an asshole

your boss is also self-explanatory

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Anglicized

To transform a word from a foreign language into a word best understood by us English speakers

Obscene is the anglicized form of the Latin word Obscenus

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King K Rool

*Definiton Varies in Context*

1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel

2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series

3) Big and nasty, see cruel

1) Fuck, i just got clobbered by King K Rool! i'm gunna get him!

2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?

3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?

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Poo

known as: Shit, Crap, Arse Waste, Shite, etc...

the Poo list:

<The Factory> - when you eat too much and the poo collects, like a factory
<The Liquidator> - when you ingest a full few gallons of water, so the poop comes out as a liquid
<The Fiery load> - when you ingest hot food and the result is dry, irritating poop, rather than hot
<The Sweetcorn> - when you eat a lot of corn and not all of it has been absorbed, so the ones not absorbed are in, or around, the shite
<The Killa> - when you eat too much and the result can potentially kill you
<The Orgasmo> - when you try to shite, but end up shiteing with constant moans and groans, and then eject-ulate
<The Packed Snow> - after a wild night of having cum thrown into your arse, you shite white shite instead of brown shite
<The Grazer> - when the shite grazes your inside and you shite bloody shite
<The Bladdoshaker> - when you shite, but during the shite, you involuntarily take a piss as well
<The Bunny> - when you shite pellets instead of clumps
<The Wider one> - when your shite looks wider than it is long
<The Stranded> - when one shite is strung to another by a string, common to string eaters
<The Drinker's load> - when discarded beer mixes with your shite, turning it into a shade of yellow
<The Snake, The Spring> - when your shite coils up

i had to shit what making this list

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Pissed Revenge

when you get a tingly feeling of anger inside you that takes you over after someone does something bad to you, can range from telling to a full blow single-punch knockout

Dan: Dude, Jesse spat on me the other day so i knocked him out to teach him not to mess with a pissed man
Jake: Wow, how long was he out for?
Dan: 'bout 8 hours
Jake: Pissed Revenge if you ask me
Dan: now Jesse is afraid of me

0.1%

some shit that major retailing companies for cleaning products do not say when they're advertising cleaning crap

Guy 1: I just bought this soap that says will kill 99.9% of the bacteria
Guy 2: what about the other 0.1%
Guy 1: ...does not say
Guy 2: and that's the point! those bastards have put out 99.9% bacteria-killing shit soap for years! well, the other 0.1% is that shit that won't kill, or gave shape, to that soap bar. 99.9% ungh, more like 9.99%, i used that soap, nothing changed in my system

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