Dhe

a somewhat strange spelling of the

What dhe fuck you you WANT me to say, mudherfuckers

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Hentai

Japanese + Weed + LSD + Pr0n magazines = this shit
Pronounced <hen-tye>

I know Hentai is Japanese Animated Pr0n, but getting high is what gives you this... shit

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Snorgtees

the absolute worst t-shit company that tries to make PUNS jokes, the three things they are missing when they MAKE the shirts is: Beer, High IQ's, And a godamn sense of nowaday's humor

Iggy: Hey, dude, you got that Snorgtees shirt?
Dan: Ya, like it?
Iggy: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Dan: I like the humor!
Iggy: the humor... THE HUMOR!? you have NO fucking soul! you fuck!
Dan: Ya know what? i'll fucking change into a better shirt!
Iggy: Great idea!

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Jump

To use your legs to launch you off the ground, used to reach higher places

I can jump 2 feet into the air, then i kick my legs around. like Luigi

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Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

Pain Series

absolute disgusting pictures of absolute terror. should be a sentence, because the last thing a person wants to see, is the Pain Series. Can, Will, and Shall inflict inner pain, leave you with a short appetite for months, it'll scar you for life.

Judge: Well, i hate to say this, but i'm gonna sic the absolute worst sentence on your ass, and trust me, it will make you think about the things you did: One Glance, at the Pain Series
Criminal: Please, i can stand it
*Glances at the pain series*
Criminal: OH FUCKING GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME! I NEED THERAPY! MY BLOOD HAS RUN COLD, THE WORLD AIN'T THE SAME! SOMEONE KILL ME!!!!!!!!

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Ten Fold

Refer to this when getting revenge. Ten Fold means to return a blow with 10x more... well, you know what i mean

Danny humiliated Diddy infront of his freinds, so Diddy refered to the Ten Fold Rule and humiliated him when he was the speaker infront of a crowd, followed by a sharp blow to the head

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