Paulie

1. A water-logged buffalo, usually found near a water cooler during a football game.

2. Occasionally found with pants around his ancles fucking fat chicks.

3. Regualrly is set up on dates with men by their grandmothers.

1. Coach: "Hey Paulie! What're you doing over there? Look at you, you're already water-logged, you buffalo! Didn't I tell you to stay away from the water cooler during football games!?!"

2. Don't ask... we have pictures...

3. Old Woman: "Maybe he's not interrested in helping me... I should set him up with my grandson... great match!!!"

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