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The sun in which cases burns my eyeballs because the sun is an EXTREMELY DEADLY LASER.
mom: go outside
me: no
mom: why not
me: the sun is a deadly laser
Some bitch from hell that can be generous and trick you into believing he is a good person but in reality, your dad is a narcissistic bitch who only thinks of himself.
My dad is a complete idiot can I pls borrow someone else's dad for a full month.