School

Basically Hell (or Prison) for kids, but you have to do Work instead of dying

Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"

"Ready to shoot up this school?"

Braincells

those things that nobody has

Person 1: I need help with homework, can you help me on this one question?
Person 2: I don't have the braincells for that

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Macintosh

The system where you can't do anything without Microsoft Windows.

"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."

Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."

Protogent

1. A malicious antivirus

Protogent (Protegent) is a antivirus that is of course fake, and the company grabbed a character from the kids TV Show Super Why.

I Am Protogent, Your security is my motto. Install me on your computer, To protect your data better. With me there no viruses could enter your computer! Malware, Spyware, Trojan, all gone forever! I filter your junk mail, Monitoring Wi-Fi, Never Fail. I am pro pro pro pro proto, Your security is my, motto. I keep your data encrypted, Virus security updated. I am proto, complete security is my, Motto!

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Fidget Spinner

1. The Definition of Autism

2. The craze that attracted innocent children.

3. The content that plagued YouTube.

"Dude look at my fidget spinner! It spins so fast, heheheheeheuehheueue"

Kid: "Omg Fidget Spinner can I have it?"
Me: *Throws it at a lake* "Go fuck yourself. No autism for you, kiddo."