A single sheet of toilet paper folded twice, then while your still on the can and your anus is still flexed out, you place the paper(using your middle finger)at your asshole. As you stand your paper will get sucked up and stay there to prevent soil all day, or at least till full.
To prevent chaffing, use a wedge.
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Droping mud in a bowl and getting the splash back on your balls.
The worst place to get a whiblet is at a truck stop.
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When someone puts a finger in your ass.
Forget the foreplay, finger my skippy.
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