poutining

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.

Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro